Oh, my poor, poor camera - I often think that she really is like the rest of us as we get older. I have noticed that when I take alot of close up pictures that the first few are just perfect and the rest seem to get blurrier and blurrier. I think she needs a set of glasses...or could it my sight that gets worse as I take more pictures?? I'd rather think its the camera.
Once Upon a Time
Uggh - My first thought is happily ever after which leads me to think about marriage which, of course, makes me think of my own marriage. Do you really want to hear a story about how we met? *sigh*
Alrighty then. Once upon a time there was an 18 yr old girl who worked at a hotel restaurant, had a volunteer job, lived at home, was going to college, and a had a boyfriend.
One day one of her co-workers, who was in the military, brought by some of his military friends while on their way to go fishing. It was quite a large group of men but only one really stood out. He was tall, sweet looking, and was wearing a brawny man red plaid shirt. Even now, she can't recall any details about the other guys - only him. But even as she flirted and tried to get his attention, he never really seemed to respond. So she asked her co-worker about him and he said, "He only likes redheads." "Oh really!" , she thought, "We'll see about that!". And still, the hard headed lug didn't pay her any attention. The guys ate and left and the girl was left scratching her head and confused about why the "brawny man shirt guy" didn't notice her. Yeah I know - she was a bit full of herself.
So time went by and she would see "the brawny man shirt guy" every so often and still, he never really paid her any special attention. She finally brushed him off to being shy, having a girlfriend or wife, or even being gay. Because Lord knows, it couldn't be because he just wasn't interested - heh! And we really shouldn't forget that she has a boyfriend. But she just couldn't shake the thought of him! He was so sweet and polite, not to mention he had the prettiest blue eyes.
Well one day she received very horrible news - she would have to write a paper on Pres. Clinton's health plan. It was the last dreadful thing on earth that she ever wanted to do. The weight of the assignment hung over her like a huge black cloud, ruining her happy existence. So what's a girl to do. She bitched and moaned about it at work to her co-worker. And then he said something totally unexpected, " I'll help you!" A-ha!! The gears in her head started to work and she got this brilliant idea to use her feminine ways to talk him into doing the paper for her. And let me point out that this is something that she would never do since she was quite smart but the direness of Clinton's health plan was just too much for this smarty pants to bear. So off she went happily and smug that she found a way around her most awful assignment. The plan was to meet up in a couple of days.
So on the morning of the planned meeting, she got up, made herself extra pretty, and went out to meet her co-worker. She was as smug as ever. That is until she drove up and saw a car full of guys and not one of them was her naive co-worker. She did however recognize them as his friends from the fishing trip...including the "brawny man shirt guy". She got herself together and playfully said, " Hi guys, I'm sorry I'm late. I almost thought that you guys would have left me." And "brawny man shirt guy" said, " Well actually we were just about to." Her face fell slightly as she thought to herself, "What a jerk!". Then her co-worker pulled up in another car and explained that he had to work and that these guys were really smart and that they would "help" her. So she figured that she could roll with this plan and sucker these guys into doing her assignment for her and proceeded with the day.
Their first stop was the library where they sat her down with the health plan and made her read it. She soon realized that these guys were smart and they weren't about to do her work for her. So much for her big plan. She then became a bit grouchy and noticed "brawny shirt guy" reading a fishing book. Just great, she thought. So she finally came to the conclusion that her plan wasn't going to work and that she would just have to do her own damn work. Rather than waste a day at the library, she decided that she was at least going to have a little fun that day and suggested that they all go out for lunch. They agreed and off they went. Once again, "brawny shirt man"seemed to be off in his own world as he seemed overly bored and only ordered an iced tea. She finally said, "you don't have to be here if you don't want to". He just looked at her...and shrugged! She immediately wanted to sucker punch him for being such an arrogant jerk but she held back and asked him what he wanted to do. He suggested a couple things and they spent the rest of the day driving through the Napa Valley and playing pool. It was a really great day - they all just had fun and she was treated like just one of the guys. Now keep in mind that she spent the day with a bunch of guys that she hardly knew relying a bit too heavily on her newly taught self defense skills...let's just say she got lucky because these guys were gentlemen and all-around good guys. And she was more of a guy's girl...a tomboy, not into all the frou frou and gossip that the other girls were into. She was the "good girl", the girl next door that the boys didn't want to party with but just be friends with. Perhaps that is why her so-called "flirting" didn't work.
So she did her dreaded report all by herself but needed help with her computer. She once again called upon her co-worker who sent over two guys, one being "brawny shirt guy". Now let's just say that it was very noticeable that her attention was not on the computer but on "brawny shirt guy". Even her mom pointed that one out. She finally got the nerve to ask her co-worker about "brawny shirt guy" and he said, " He's single but no, he never said anything about you besides don't you have a boyfriend?". Doh!
Okay!! Time out! Let it be known that she was getting really tired of her boyfriend and his so called friend's activities. She had tried breaking it off but for whatever reason it never really happened. The end of that relationship was near and she knew it. She was just too cowardly to break it off ...and she really liked his family. It's complicated and yes, she was in the wrong.
Anyways, she gave her co-worker her number to pass on to "brawny shirt guy". Well guess what - a couple weeks went by and he never called. She had a huge fall-out with her boyfriend and finally, called it quits. It was over. And guess who happened to call the very next day - yep - "brawny shirt guy". It had to be fate. She didn't even know who he was on the phone when he called. She had already given up on him ever calling. But he did!!
Three weeks later, they kissed. Three months later they were married. And yes, there is so much to tell in between all that time what with the old boyfriend coming around, his co-worker apparently not wanting to share him with me, him buying her a ticket to meet his family, a bicycle accident, a grown up job, and her parents not thrilled about the pending marriage (after all there were less than 3 days between the decision to get married and the marriage itself). Their courtship was pure craziness unpredictable . And even now their marriage is just as crazy and unpredictable but in different ways. And for now since nobody can predict the future - they are living happily ever after...14 years later.
Voila! Now I need a margarita but will settle for a glass of wine.